Death to Happiness
|Th-that brute is freakin' fast! Look at it run!|
|Master, let's cut around from the back!
If we just chase her head-on, we'll never catch up!
|This way! If we turn there, we should be able to ambush it!|
|Um, d-don't hold back, Master!
it's the Bureau of the Occult's job to calm monsters.
|It's okay, we just have to talk to it!
Let me try to negotiate first!
|Huh? Who the hell are you guys...|
|Er, um... Ahem!|
|...Nice to meet you. Can we talk for a minute?|
|Talk? About what? Oh...that's great.|
|It's great? I mean, it's great!
See, Master, we can get through to her! We just need to try talking it out!
|Yeah, sure, you wanna talk at me, I get it. You want me to sit and listen while you flirt...
You wanna shove your disgusting lovey-dovey relationship right in my face, huh?
|What? No I...|
|Happy people diiiiiieeeeeeee! I'll kill yooooooouuuuuuuuuuu!|
|H-hey? Master! Don't look at me like that!|
|You won't even fight me one-on-one?
Cowardly avecs, I'll take you both on!
|Avec...? Um... What language is that?|
I'll crack your perverted heads open and throw you in Tokyo Bay!
|Then I'll have you write me postcards from where you're single in Hell!
I'll smash you into kingdom come!
|(This spirit... She seems to really have something against couples...)|
|Ooh, the peaceful approach isn't getting us anywhere!