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Unfortunate Connection
Sola1
Why do you hate happy people so much?

We want to know, so please explain...

What's the point? You wouldn't understand.
Maybe...

I told Sola what I thought.

Sola3
Wait? Is she jealous of the couples?
Wh-what?! I'm not jealous!

I just hate looking at you!

All that flirting and mushy stuff, right in front of me!

Sola6
That... really sounds like jealousy to me.

I mean, listen to yourself. We're talking textbook definition.

Sh-shut up! I...I...

Damn it!

Okay, fine, I wanted to fall madly in love! Is that so wrong?

Sola1
So you admit that you're jealous.
I showed a bad attitude like once or twice, and suddenly I was labeled a thug.

When I took on every fight that came my way, my bad reputation spread.

All the men I've liked, every one of them... They got scared and ran away...

Sola1
Ahh... Well... That's a bummer, but cheer up...
It was in this town, on that day, we were supposed to have our first date.

But...but...

Just then, a cat was about to be run over by a dump truck. If I hadn't tried to save it...

Ugh, dammit!

Sola1
M-Master! She seems like a really nice person!

Deep inside she's definitely good!

It was just environmental factors and adolescent anxiety that made her this way!

The cat got scared and didn't run away, so I got hit with the full impact of the car...

I...I know that I used super-human strength at that point...

And then I became a legend... I became the restless ghost woman with Herculean strength...

Strength enough to stop a dump truck...

Now I... will never fall madly in love...

But in this town...

In the town where I was supposed to have my first date...

Couples are flirting...and touching... They're making out!

Agghhhhhhhhhh!

You dumb idiot soppy pervert normies! DIEEEEEEE!!!

Sola3
Whoa! Th-that monstrous strength!
And I'm gonna start with you two!

I'm going to kill you with my bare hands!

Sola5
No, no, no, first of all, we're not like that--
I'll wring your neeeeecccccccks!

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