Chapter 1: The Hidden World/Story/Death to Happiness

Death to Happiness
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	Th-that brute is freakin' fast! Look at it run!
	Master, let's cut around from the back! If we just chase her head-on, we'll never catch up!
	This way! If we turn there, we should be able to ambush it!
File:Restless Ghost Render.png	Whooooooooooooa! Die-die-die-die-diiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!
	Um, d-don't hold back, Master! it's the Bureau of the Occult's job to calm monsters.
	It's okay, we just have to talk to it! Let me try to negotiate first!
File:Restless Ghost Render.png	Huh? Who the hell are you guys...
	Er, um... Ahem!
	...Nice to meet you. Can we talk for a minute?
File:Restless Ghost Render.png	Talk? About what? Oh...that's great.
	It's great? I mean, it's great! See, Master, we can get through to her! We just need to try talking it out!
File:Restless Ghost Render.png	Yeah, sure, you wanna talk at me, I get it. You want me to sit and listen while you flirt... You wanna shove your disgusting lovey-dovey relationship right in my face, huh?
	What? No I...
File:Restless Ghost Render.png	Happy people diiiiiieeeeeeee! I'll kill yooooooouuuuuuuuuuu!
Player:	(......)
	H-hey? Master! Don't look at me like that!
File:Restless Ghost Render.png	You won't even fight me one-on-one? Cowardly avecs, I'll take you both on!
	Avec...? Um... What language is that?
File:Restless Ghost Render.png	Idiots! I'll crack your perverted heads open and throw you in Tokyo Bay!
File:Restless Ghost Render.png	Then I'll have you write me postcards from where you're single in Hell! I'll smash you into kingdom come!
(This spirit... She seems to really have something against couples...)
	Ooh, the peaceful approach isn't getting us anywhere! C'mon, Master!