|You and your stupid "true love"!
Barbarians like you who don't understand the pure joy of anime must be destroyed!
|The joy of anime? But I understand that completely!|
...Well, if you're really a fellow fan, then why aren't we dishing about late-night anime?
What are you watching? I record everything so I can binge watch later!
What kind of fickle fresh-faced noob records episodes instead of watching in real time?!
|Who are you calling a noob?!|
|I just get sleep late at night...|
|Silence! --All troops, attack!
Crush these false fans with an ironclad assault!!
|Why this?! M-Master, do something!|